Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Shia LaBouef: The Sequal Assasin


So, I think it is time to bring up the kid from Holes, Shia LaBouef. Sure the Transformers movies still are making me interested, but lets examine his most recent kills.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, what can I say. No Nazis, that's fine. I realize time has moved on and now Harrison Ford is no longer Han Solo, but why in the hell did George Lucas and Speilberg think a kid named Shia would make up for Fords inability to jump from horse to tank? Don't get me wrong the fact that the final movie was based around aliens and not about some religious artifact or cult, just didn't feel like an Indiana Jones movie.
Back to the Bouef, a leather jacket and combing your hair all the time does not make you a bad ass. The Fonz was more qualified to play Indiana Jones' son then him. Long story short, Lucas and Speilberg should not make more then 3 movies to a franchise. Labouef is the non computer generated Jar Jar Binks, think about it.
Since I'm not really a fan of Wall Street I wont go to far into detail about how LaBouef managed to pull another Jar Jar in this sequel, just more proof. He still looks like he's employed by the Disney Channel, Ashton Kutcher grow a better beard then him. If Oliver Stone wants me to believe LaBouef is ambitious as Charlie Sheen, then he should have hired Lindsey Lohan. Think about it. Lets face it, Michael Douglas was in the same spot as Harrison Ford, having to make room in a movie sequal your best known for, to share the screen with the kid from Holes.
If anyone wants to tell me Labouef is a good actor should go on YouTube and watch Shia LaBouef says no. Talk to me after that.
I finally ranted about a movie that didn't make me look nerdy, Hell Yea!!

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