Friday, March 9, 2012

Jurassic Crap

Well, lets get right into it.  Jurassic Park 3 was yet another franchise killer.  Obviously the first movie was amazing.  Even the second movie had it's draw backs, but it still had the T-Rex terrorizing San Fransisco.  While JP3 was just a big pile of crap. 
Maybe it was not having Jeff Goldbloom in the movie to make everything seem more dangerous or not having someone wearing a leather jacket in the jungle, but this movie was missing something.  Nothing against Sam Neil, who played Dr. Grant in the first and third movies, but this one just didn't work.
T-Rex was only in one scene, and got his ass kicked.  Sure the "Spinosaurus" was bigger and blah blah blah, but T-Rex is what made the first two movies great.  Personally I was not a fan to the new bad ass on the island.  While I was excited to see a terridactile scene, I don't think it did anything to save the movie.
Earlier in the movie Dr. Grant has a night mare about a talking Velosoraptor on a plane, enough said. 
In the end, everyone is saved when Dr. Grant uses a satellite phone to call up his friend from the first movie.  Her son answers, she eventually hears like five seconds of screaming and knows exactly where he is and what is going on.  Wow.
Soon a guy in a suit shows up with the army storming the beach.  He asks is Dr. Grant is among them, and they're rescued. Then the movie ends.  That's it.  The ending was pretty much thrown together and it shows. 
I hope if they are going to make another go at it with another one, they think about what they're writing.

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