Spider Man 3 was one of the most disappointing pieces of shit I've ever seen Tobey Maguire try to pull off. I don't know what pissed me off about it more, his emo hair do or his need to dance like he was making Grease 3. When Spidey put on the black suit, which looked like shit, he started acting like he was in Home Alone. After seeing the first two in the series, I expected having Venom in the new movie was a no lose situation. Wrong. Eric Foreman was the best actor they could find to play Eddy Brock, really!? Venom is supposed to be huge, Topher Grace is skinnier then Tobey. Not even Thomas Hayden Church's role of Sandman worked, now he killed Uncle Ben!? I give up, lets see how the next one turns out.
Now, the one that really hurts me is Batman and Robin. I'm sorry if I offend anyone on this rant, but that movie was BULLSHIT. How in the hell could Schumacher have let that move be seen? Now I'll admit, I'm a fan of Tim Burton's movies with Micheal Keaton. Batman said two words to Commissioner Gordon in Batman Returns, that's it. He swings into Batman Forever and just chats his frickin head off to Gordon or whoever else cares while Two Face is shooting shit up. I digress, Batman and Robin is the real problem. Luckily Jim Carey killed Batman Forever as the Riddler.
The piece of shit that that is Batman and Robin, almost killed the whole Franchise. I love George Clooney as much as anyone, but him and Robin showing up to a jungle themed night club with pointless rubber nipples on their suits was just stupid. Poison Ivy was a dumb choice to begin with, and Bane didn't stand a chance looking like the gimp from Pulp Fiction. Making Arnold Schwarzenegger Mr. Freeze was the death blow, not too mention seeing skates pop out of Batman's boots like a pair of zoomies pissed me off. Clearly the Toy Companies made all the choices on this movie. What a cheesy piece of shit. Thank God for Chris Nolan.
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